We wont mention names, but we do know some guys whove jacked off repeatedly to bikini pictures of Paris Hilton. That is until they discovered that she wears size Eleven shoes. Size Elevens!!!! Can you fuckin imagine? Thats like the face of Lon Chaney in Phantom of the Opera sneaking up on you, tapping you on the shoulder and you shitting your pants. Thanks heavens theres women like Jessie J out there whose dainty feet take a size Six. Yeah, we picture a ponytailed Jessie with a bare midriff, a plaid skirt and dark stockings doing a strip shoe and teasing us with her pretty feet until we wet ourselves. Better yet, wed give anything to have her featured in a movie like that.